Getting a Sugar Mommy in Cultivation World!!

78  Chapter 78: Xin Yan popped a cherry! Paper Tiger!

Elysia, being curious, had been keeping an eye on the son of heaven ever since he had arrived near this cave and was searching for the cave. Even she, herself was a little surprised by his luck and even clicked her tongue. After looking at everything Yuan Ming had just done, she thought that the boy suddenly received a brain injury. 'Even if he was testing the arrays, who does something like that. Thank god Noah is not like that.'

She felt creeped suddenly imagining Noah licking and touching mountains like that. Cultivators are known for shattering mountains and creating rivers but that boy might shatter mountains and create rivers in a different sense.

'Well since brother Noah has arrived in this world, he might have to get used to losing some of his opportunities~' She was the one who made the beast discover him. She wanted to give something in return for the drop of blood.

'He would not be a son of heaven, if he got depressed by a simple setback.'

Her thoughts were broken when she sensed people suddenly surrounding their group and a man suddenly acting creepy in front of them.

"We Meet again~"

…

Noah looked at the man standing in front of him speechlessly..

In front of him was a burly man walking in a weird way. Although to normal people he might look but to people with keen observation he looked like he had some hidden injuries at his lower region. n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om

Noah's mind turned at fast speed and he turned to look at Xin Yan sending her a mental transmission.

'Did you do something to him? Why is he walking weirdly..'

Xin Yan was a little startled suddenly hearing Noah's voice in her head. She was busy looking at the middle aged man with a mustache on his face.

He was the leader of the gang and the person who tried to hit on Xin Yan with his low grade pick up lines. Hearing the question of Noah she blushed a little as she remembered what she did to the man.

''Do you remember how I told you that I didn't want to create a scene in front of Long Tian?'

'Mhmm'

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Hearing Noah's confirmation Xin Yan continued in a meek voice similar to that of a little girl who had done something bad.

'..but… there was a time he looked away and I Kind of did something~ I….'

"PFFTT!!.. You! You shot an energy cracker up his butt and his other other hole!! No wonder he is walking Like that and wants to find you.. HAHAHA!!!"

Hearing what Xin Yan did to him in the past Noah could not contain it anymore and laughed out loud.

Energy crackers were like popping little bombs made of energy. They are not harmful in themselves and are generally used for playing but…

If they by chance come in contact with the sensitive surface of the skin they leave severe burns and since Xin Yan was a powerful Cultivator.

Her Qi was quite powerful even when her realm was suppressed. The only way to treat that man is to use high ranking medicine or make Xin Yan remove her energy from his body.

Even though he had a backer he was not important enough for them to give him such an expensive pill.

So his only choice was to look for Xin Yan…

Noah's words were heard by everyone and the group of bandits thought that the man was just making things up to insult their leader but when they saw the ugly face of their leader along with the ashen look in his eyes made them realize that it was the truth..

"Pfft!"

"Mmm~"

They tried their best to hold their laughs but were still unsuccessful. One guy even let out a little moan with the force he was trying to suppress his laughter with.

His slight moan-like sound made the atmosphere even weird. Even Noah was looking at the guy thinking.

'This whole bandit group is not alright. They all have questionable personalities and preferences..'

Seeing the reaction of his subordinates the leader of the bandit group looked at Noah with his eyes blazing with killing Intent as he looked at Noah. He remembered the little child that accompanied the woman that day and looked back at Xin Yan.

"This is your kid Right?! He really got some nerve, looks like he learnt from you. I will make sure to torture him in front of you before I make you my personal whore."

"Wow, what a disgusting mouth.. No wonder she popped your cherry~" *Plop*

The boss of the bandits looked at Noah with wide eyes because he was not standing in the same place he previously was. He was standing near a dead body of his subordinate whose whole head was in his bare hands that were laced in blood.

'Qi Condensation Realm! This brat who was called trash and just turned 15. He is a Monster..'

The boy bypassed his senses and killed his man in front of him… That man of his was at the Fourth level of Qi Condensation Realm..

He was a fucking Foundation Establishment Realm Cultivator. Who were way above the likes of Qi Condensation Realm. How dare that boy look down on him.

The difference between these two realms was like a dog and a tiger. Yet this level two dog got one over the Tiger.

*Thud*

"Don't look at me like that~ Your opponent is the same woman who gave you piles~"

Noah continued his playful demeanor as he turned into a Mirage.

"Movement Technique! That also is at least low grade earth level!!"

"Don't lose focus. Didn't you hear what my 'son' just said.."

The man looked at the place where Noah disappeared from in a trance until he heard a chilling voice of Xin Yan in front of him.

He did not even notice her move and she was already in front of her.

'This is just like back then!' he thought in panic as the scenes of his past flashed through his eyes. The scenes of him popping, the scenes of him being humiliated. Remembering those scenes his aura flared along with his Cultivation as he yelled.

"Don't you fuck with me!! I, Paper Tiger will not face humiliation again."

( A/N: his name is Zhi Laohu and "Paper tiger" is a calque of the Chinese phrase zhǐlǎohǔ )

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