Naruto: Konoha’s Kanpu

Chapter 840: Diary Voices

Konoha’s Year 58, June 14, sunny.

Today is an important day worth remembering. For the first time, Savior Naruto learned of Kurama’s existence and had close communication with him. The wheel of history started rolling forward!

In order to commemorate this day, I walked up to Ichigo Hot Spring.

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 58, June 15, sunny.

I took the sixth team out for exercise training all day. the Seeing the gradual improvement in my subordinates' skill, feel deeply gratified. Celebrated at Ichigo Hot Spring in the evening.

Collected at midnight.

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There’s a mission from the Anbu, but the weather is too Hot, so I don't want to go out. I’ll just send my shadow clone instead.

Sister Tabako came in the evening, but I couldn’t afford to provoke her, Ichigo Hot Spring it is.

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 58, June 23, sunny.

My shadow clones and the others haven't returned yet, so after feeling bored and restless, I went to play with Guy and check on my clansmen.

On the way, I saw a Hot spring inn. Remembered that something was left at Ichigo Hot Spring last night, so I went there.

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 58, June 24, sunny.

Sister Tabako is here again, I suspect she wants to pursue me.

So shameless. I have been faithful since the last life. I only like beautiful women… like Mei.

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 58, June 25, sunny.

I was blocked by Sister Tabako. It turned out that she didn’t want to pursue me, but wanted to confirm with me the clansmen list for the Chunin Exams.

I promised to give it to her tomorrow.

I went to Ichigo Hot Spring to take a bath at night, and collected it in midnight after I was sober.

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Konoha’s Year 58, June 26, sunny.

Sister Tabako is here again. I can’t afford to provoke her, so I slipped away.

Evening at Ichigo Hot Spring.

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 58, June 27, sunny.

The Chunin Exams is about to begin, I can’t waste time on Ichigo Hot Spring!

I invited Mei to see the stars at Hokage Rock in the evening, fulfilling my promise to myself!

As promised, a man of my word!

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 58, June 28, sunny.

The Chunin Exam is really about to start, and I can’t delay it. Went to see Guy, the results of his training are good, all the clansmen are tanned. Sure enough, only the sun can outshine my Gekko Clan. (T/N: Gekko means Moonlight.)

In the evening, went to Ichigo Hot Spring to bask in the moon.

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 58, June 29, sunny.

Proud and confident, I handed the list to Sister Yan, feeling untouchable!

I was dragged by my family to go shopping in the evening, Dad and Mom, Hayate and Uzuki Yugao, even Karin was accompanied by Hinata. I ate dog food all the way. Tomorrow night, I must go to Ichigo Hot Spring for comfort!

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 58, June 30, sunny.

Academy is on holiday and the beasts comes out of their cage. Naruto came to wake me up early in the morning.

Took Naruto, Hinata, and Hinata to the river for training.

I chatted with Naruto during the training and learned that the communication between him and Kurama was not very smooth. To show camaraderie, I poured ten bowls of poisonous chicken soup.

I feel like I'm poisoned, so I went to Ichigo Hot Spring to take a dip and detoxify me, also for comfort along the way.

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 58, July 1, sunny.

The weather is toxic, it hasn't rained for over a month.

The Chunin Exam has started.

Because there were many of my clansmen in this year’s Chunin Exams, I was excluded.

Look for Mei to cry in the evening.

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 58, July 2, sunny.

All my clansmen successfully passed the first round, and are currently undergoing the second round at Forest of Death, best wishes.

Ichigo Hot Spring is renovating, the back door is blocked, but luckily, I have hands and feet, so I climbed over the wall.

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 58, July 6, cloudy.

Looks like it's going to rain, happy.

When shopping, I met Shisui who was patrolling with his clansmen, exchanged a few words with him.

His clansmen are somewhat hostile towards me. As expected, wherever a handsome person goes, they'll attract those looks. I'm used to it.

In the evening, Ichigo Hot Spring.

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 58, July 7, cloudy.

The God must be crazy. It still doesn’t rain even with all those clouds.

Like a salted fish at home, I laid on the wooden porch all day.

This isn't like me. I remembered that I met Shisui yesterday and suspected that he used Kotoamatsukami on me.

The five-year cooldown may be fake, Shisui that vile man!

I am no longer the me I used to be!

Damn it!!!

Ichigo Hot Spring at night.

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 58, July 8, sunny.

Amazing, after two days of cloudy, the sun shines brightly today! This world is toxic!

Looking through the diary at noon, my original intentions remain unchanged. Shisui is a good person. I wronged him.

At the end of the second round of Chunin Exams, only three of my clansmen passed. Recently, I had to avoid Sister Tabako.

To Ichigo Hot Spring, Sister Tabako won't find me.

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 58, August 1, rain.

God… It finally rains!

The rain is too heavy and the Ichigo Hot Spring got soaked.

ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ︵┻━┻

God you bastard, I’m at odds with you!

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 58, August 29, sunny.

The paper crane girl is here, she is here with tens of billions of Explosive Tags, but unfortunately, it has nothing to do with me. Sad.

Drank at Ichigo Hot Spring in the evening.

Mei got drunk and said many things.

I seemed to sense her feeling for Kirigakure’s leader gradually disappeared, but couldn’t ask further.

I regret it.

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 58, September 1, sunny.

The Chunin Exams’ final round finally started. Because there is only Konoha’s Shinobi participating, it is not grand. I went to see it and met Sister Tabako, so I left quickly.

Evening at Ichigo Hot Spring.

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 58, September 17, cloudy.

Where there's a will, there's a way. Mei confided to me that after returning to Kirigakure last year, Ao was promoted to commander of the 800,000 troops… cough, instructor of one thousand elite Shinobi.

I suspect they have colluded with Orochimaru.

This must be focused!

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 58, November 11, sunny.

Today is my 22nd birthday. Many people came to celebrate my birthday, and Mei also came. She even hugged me and said she would marry me… Woke up to realize it was a dream.

Everyone seemed busy, and it seems no one remembered my birthday. Forget it. Single dogs don’t deserve birthdays.

Drinking at Ichigo Hot Spring in the evening and got drunk.

Terrible headache at midnight, but persisted and collecting.

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Konoha’s Year 58, December 31, Blizzard.

The mansion got buried in snow, so I go to the mission hall to issue a snow removal mission. Three young ladies took the job and when they are focused in work was a sight to behold. I'll watch them all day.

In the evening, went to Ichiraku Ramen and pretended to be drunk, Mei… you are not as good as a beast!

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 59, January 7, snow.

On the last day of the New Year’s holiday, those naughty kids dragged me to build snowmen and have a snowball fight. So childish.

Afternoon.

Sure enough, I'm the best at snowball fights, hahaha!

In the evening, went to Ichigo Hot Spring, pretended to be drunk. Mei came over, she finally chose to be a beast!

No, she threw up on me, then fell asleep next to me. It was smelly, but her arm rested on my XX, so soft and comfy. Just this sensation, I want to work all night!

It's getting smellier, no, I'm a Shinobi with great willpower, I can endure, I …

I can’t bear it!

Damn it!

I slipped away quickly.

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 59, January 8, snow.

I regret it. I’m a fool. I obviously could just block my nose last night.

No, I could've chosen to take a couples' bath, then act like an animal.

Did Mei give me the right to choose?

Let’s try it tonight.

Failed to try, got blocked by Shisui and Tenzo.

Went to the Forest of Death to watch these two idiots using Wood Release to fight each other. A group of losers, I can't stand to watch it.

But I lied and praised them them against my will. It seems I was hit by Kotoamatsukami.

Shisui mentioned about Sasuke. I've been spending so much mental effort writing diaries every day, I'm exhausted and can't focus on Sasuke anymore. Damn it.

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 59, February 1, light snow.

Breakfast, leek buns.

Lunch, leek ramen.

Dinner, leek and egg stir-fry.

In the evening, drank at Ichigo Hot Spring, pretended to be drunk, Mei threw up again.

‘You vomit on me for a month, don’t you have any self-control?

This time, I'll use the hard way!

Took a bath, but didn't get hit.

Did I make the right choice?

So happy, I carried Mei into the bedroom.

Not collecting tonight, plucking flowers!

I got kicked out, she was actually pretending to be drunk too.

It’s over, I’m socially dead.

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Konoha’s Year 59, February 2, light snow.

I woke up in the morning and found my head bleeding. Went to the Konoha Hospital and got two stitches, all good.

Evening at Ichigo Hot Spring, got kicked out.

Collected at midnight!

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Konoha’s Year 59, March 16, sunny.

Neighboring countries are at war. I've been sent to maintain world peace. It is a major matter, so I cannot use shadow clone.

Set out with Tenzo, Itachi, and others. So boring.

In the evening, teleported back to the village to drink. Mei, I’ll eat you!

I discovered that getting hit can effectively resist temptation.

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 59, March 20, sunny.

Arrived at the Land of Grass.

Kusagakure fought with a powerful clan in the north, and the people are suffering.

The clan is a remnant of the Warring States Period’s Shinobi Clan. They are very powerful and have hired many Rogue Shinobi. They are arrogant. I like arrogant.

Started negotiations.

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 59, April 1, sunny.

Several days of failed negotiations. The clan wanted to forcibly take over Kusagakure and become the Land of Grass’s leader, and also doesn't want an alliance with Konoha.

Damn it, let’s do it the hard way.

Sage Mode + Konoha-Style Kenjutsu + Extraordinary Strength + God-Level reflex + Uzumaki Physique + Kusanagi Sword = unlimited solo kills.

I didn't even use my full power and you've all fallen.

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 59, May 2, overcast.

After killing for a month, the Rogue Shinobi of the black market finally dared not come anymore. There are only a few ordinary persons left in the clan, and the Land of Grass is finally at peace.

Kusagakure wanted a free ride from Konoha. I couldn't stand it.

Kusagakure paid a large sum as compensation. I'm very satisfied on behalf of Konoha.

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 59, May 6, sunny.

Back to Konoha, I met Guy on the way, followed by three students.

They’re Neji, Tenten and Lee.

I used to hold Neji when he was a child, but he doesn't recognize me now.

Tenten doesn't recognize me either.

Lee can’t remember me either.

I'm going to break ties with Guy. How did you teach your students?

Evening at Ichigo Hot Spring.

Collected at midnight.

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Konoha’s Year 59, July 29, sunny.

Kumogakure’s forces started invading others’ territory and take over Yugakure.

Minato held a higher-ups emergency meeting, and sent most of Anbu to the border of Land of Fire and Land of Hot Water, and Shinobi guarding the border to jointly resist Kumogakure’s Shinobi.

I was obliged and then set off!

Collected at midnight.

Successful collection, and got another Byakugan Kekkei Genkai fragment.

After taking a closer look, I find that victory is right in front of me. In at most half a year, I can merge the Perfect-level Byakugan Kekkei Genkai.

Tenseigan, come to me!